JAM:PMerton,DNimmo,GNorton,GProops
WELCOME TO JUST A MINUTE!

starring PAUL MERTON, DEREK NIMMO, GRAHAM NORTON and GREG PROOPS, chaired by NICHOLAS PARSONS (Radio, 31 January 1998)


NICHOLAS PARSONS: Welcome to Just A Minute!

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NP: Hello my name is Nicholas Parsons. And as the Minute Waltz fades away once more it is my pleasure not only to welcome our listeners, but also to introduce the four exciting and dynamic performers of this game who are going to play the show this week. We welcome back two of our regular players, someone who has been playing the show for nine years, that loveable and successful comedian Paul Merton. We also welcome back a more veteran comedian, but equally loveable, Derek Nimmo. And two young players who have only done it once or twice before, the game Iím talking about naturally! Two excellent stand-up comedians, Greg Proops and Graham Norton. Will you please welcome all four of them! As usual Iím going to ask them to speak on the subject I give them, and they are going to try and do that without hesitation, repetition or deviation from the subject. They will gain or lose points according to how well they do that. And those points will be recorded for me by Helen Williams who is sitting beside me. And not only that sheíll also blow a whistle when the full minute is up. And this edition of Just A Minute is coming from the Radio Theatre in the heart of Broadcasting House in the very heart of London. And we have a very heartfelt wonderful London audience here ready to cheer us on our way. So theyíre absolutely silent at the moment, so letís get this show started. Let us begin the show with Paul Merton. Paul, the subject is forbidden fruit. Can you tell us something about that subject in Just A Minute starting now.

PAUL MERTON: Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden. The snake came along and said to the woman ďhow would you like to bite this apple? If you eat from this fruit, you will have the knowledge of God himself.Ē And so she partook of this particular...oh...

BUZZ

PM: Fruit? Apple?

NP: Derek you challenged.

DEREK NIMMO: Hesitation.

NP: Hesitation indeed yes. Right, so that is a correct challenge, a point to Derek Nimmo for that and he takes over the subject of forbidden fruit and there are 41 seconds left Derek starting now.

DN: Well actually forbidden fruit very often means illicit love which is not something thatís happened to me for a very long time. Iíve now reached the age, where as Nicholas very kindly points out, that if a girl says ďnoĒ Iím profoundly grateful! When I was younger, I remember, not that much ago really, I asked a girl if sheíd like to go with me...

BUZZ

NP: And Paul youíve challenged.

PM: Repetition of girl.

NP: Yes you had too many girls in your thoughts there, Derek.

DN: Only in my thoughts, Nicholas!

NP: Right. So Paul, a correct challenge, a point to you, 23 seconds are available, forbidden fruit is the subject starting now.

PM: Every summer I used to go round to my grandfatherís house. And he used to say to me ďwhatever you do, donít touch that banana on the side bowl. It canít have anything to do with you, you must leave it alone. That was handed to me by the great King himself back in those early days just after the war.Ē And when I referred to which particular conflict in the theatre of warfare that he had...

BUZZ

GRAHAM NORTON: Oh no! I was wrong! I was wrong! I step away from the challenge! I didnít mean to do it! It was a horrible accident!

NP: But Graham, itís lovely to hear from you.

GN: Oh, bless Nicholas!

NP: But you thought he repeated the word war...

GN: No I didnít! It was just an accident! I didnít pick it up!

NP: But if you interrupt somebody, unfortunately Graham it's a wrong challenge, and the person speaking gets a point for being interrupted. He keeps the subject, in this case Paul Merton, there are four seconds left, forbidden fruit still with you Paul starting now.

PM: Oranges arenít the only fruit. You can also have...

WHISTLE

NP: Whoever is speaking when the whistle goes gains an extra point. On this occasion it was Paul Merton. So you wonít be surprised to discover heís in a strong lead at the end of the first round. Greg Proops welcome back to Just A Minute.

GREG PROOPS: Thank you Nicholas.

NP: Lovely to have you with us. Springboard. Let this be your springboard to success on this show.

GP: All right.

NP: As you talk if you can on the subject starting now.

GP: Right. (clears throat) Ah...

BUZZ

NP: (laughs) Yes Paul?

PM: Um...

NP: Oh Greg, donít leave us! Please come back!

GP: All right! Iíll stay here.

NP: Youíll stay here right. Paul yes?

PM: Possibly a hesitation.

NP: Possibly yes, a huge hesitation. Iíll tell you what weíll do Paul, weíll give you a point because it was a correct challenge, you were in first. But we wonít take it away from Greg because he hasnít played the game for about four years. And you have 58 seconds to try and continue. But Greg, do try and start as soon as I say now. Fifty-eight seconds...

GP: Right.

NP: ...starting now.

BUZZ

NP: Derek Nimmo yes?

DN: (laughs) Iím afraid hesitation.

NP: All right. Iíll do the same thing again. Give Derek a point for a correct challenge but leave the subject with Greg. Greg you have now...

PM: At this rate Greg can survive another 57 challenges!

LAUGHTER FROM THE AUDIENCE

PM: And still keep the subject!

GP: Yes I believe Iím tied with you!

NP: Never open his mouth and win the game! But right, 57 seconds now Greg on springboard starting now.

GP: April of 1983 was an indolent time in my youthful experience. Most of that while I spent on the corner with my neíer do well chums, contemplating an afternoonís entertainment. I was neither employed nor was I gainfully... found...

BUZZ

NP: Derek Nimmo challenged.

DN: Hesitation Iím afraid.

NP: Yes you were trying to find another word for employed. So difficult isnít it. Thirty-five seconds are left Derek, you have a correct challenge, another point and springboard the subject starting now.

DN: Springboards what acrobats use to fring themselves into the air. And I remember seeing...

BUZZ

NP: Paul yes?

PM: Was that fring?

NP: He was...

LAUGHTER FROM THE AUDIENCE

DN: Hang on and Iíll tell you!

NP: Yes I mean what, deviation from English as we understand it?

PM: Thatís right, yes.

NP: The sort of thing I love doing, but it doesnít work in Just A Minute. Yes a correct challenge Paul so you have a point, 30 seconds available, springboard starting now.

PM: I remember at my local swimming baths there was a springboard that was somewhat higher than the other two and it took a great deal of courage. Until one summer I thought to myself ďno Iím going to jump off the top of the highest pointĒ. I remember climbing up the steps, one by two, and I found myself up to the height. I walked along the springboard, I looked down into the water that was there in the bath beneath me and I jumped! And I soared and I flew out of the window, and I went about 35 miles and ended up in Ascot Racecourse...

WHISTLE

NP: And now you know why heís on Just A Minute. If anybody can do that and end up at Ascot, my goodness me! Paul you kept going magnificently, gained that extra point for speaking as the whistle went. And youíre now in a strong lead at the end of the round. Graham youíre going to speak now.

GN: Am I?

NP: And the subject, Iím sure itís been specially chosen for you. Zeitgeist. Tell us something about zeitgeist. (in German accent) This is going to go down very well in Germany when we do it over there because we know it, in Germany, comes from that part of the country. Zeitgeist is with you Graham starting now.

DN: Is he speaking Welsh?

GN: No! Iím sorry! That was distracting!

BUZZ

GN: Look, I canít start!

NP: Greg you challenged.

GP: Lot of chit-chat going on, in sector four over there! The word now was spoken and I know the rules! The word now!

LAUGHTER FROM PM AND THE AUDIENCE

NP: Give Greg a bonus point! Graham, zeitgeist, 60 seconds starting now.

GN: Zeitgeist is a fascinating word. And Iím sure itís even more intriguing, Nicholas, if you actually know what it means! iím going to take us on a leap into the friendly swamp of uncertainty, and assume that it might have something to do with cutting edge trendiness, that sort of thing. It means whatís now! An idea du no jour...

BUZZ

NP: Paul has challenged.

PM: Repetition of means.

NP: Means, yes.

DN: He was going so well!

CRIES OF ďAWWWWĒ FROM THE AUDIENCE

PM: All right then, there wasnít!

NP: Well all I can say, in Paulís defence, itís a correct challenge so Graham Norton knows how to work an audience! I must explain to our listeners, his animation, his gesticulations got more and more animated as he went along. So Derek Nimmo actually had to duck under the table beside him. But it was a correct challenge Paul so you have 23 seconds to take over zeitgeist starting now.

PM: The spirit of the age is another definition of this word. Something like perhaps the Spice Girls could have been considered as part of the zeitgeist maybe 18 months ago. Whereas now everybody realises their career is going to dive-bomb very quickly into the sea and then disappear. I donít think thereís any chance of the five of them having solo careers because who cares, really? Nobody is the answer to that. Another part of the zeitgeist is perhaps that...

WHISTLE

NP: Paul Merton got yet another point for speaking as the whistle went and has increased his lead at the end of the round. Derek Nimmo your turn to begin, a cosmopolitan life. Iím sure thatís been chosen specially for you Derek because that is what you lead. But can you talk on the subject starting now.

DN: Well I do tend to lead a kind of cosmopolitan life, very happily and luckily. It gives me tremendous pleasure as I travel around the cosmos enjoying it. Last week for instance i was having lunch in Raffles Hotel in Singapore. The week...

BUZZ

NP: Paul Merton challenged.

PM: Well this is like, this is the same speech Derekís been making on this programme for 30 years! Bragging about the places heís been to!

NP: I know but...

PM: And I donít believe he spent the last week travelling around the cosmos!

GP: (laughs)

PM: The planet perhaps, but not the cosmos.

NP: Well I know but we expect that from Derek, donít we? I mean, he travels and thatís all heís got to talk about.

PM: But not around the cosmos surely Nicholas. Thatís like Neptune and Saturn and places like that.

NP: He didnít talk about travelling around the cosmos.

PM: He did!

DN: Itís the world, cosmos means world.

PM: Does it?

DN: It means the world.

PM: Thereís a lot of blank faces here that wonder whether youíre bluffing or not.

NP: No, itís the Latin for world, cosmos.

PM: Oh have we got to do it latin now, have we?

NP: No, sorry... er... wrong challenge Derek, there are 43 seconds for you to continue on cosmopolitan life starting now.

DN: One is greatly helped in leading a cosmopolitan life if one has a selection of credit cards because it does enable er you to draw money wherever you might happen to be...

BUZZ

NP: Ah Greg Proops.

GP: I hate to be a stickler because Iím sitting next to a very prickly one, but I think he said erples.

PM: Derek has a speech impediment, he always says that!

NP: Mmmm!

PM: Weíve never known what it means!

GP: Well then, I shall sit corrected next to you.

NP: I think Iíll give him the benefit of the doubt on this occasion. Derek, a wrong challenge, 34 seconds left, cosmopolitan life starting now.

DN: If you get on an aeroplane to Cairo today youíre likely to find very few people there. Itís the ideal time to go. Under the circumstances I went to Sri Lanka just after a big bomb had destroyed three hotels, the Intercontinental, the...

BUZZ

NP: And Graham has challenged.

GN: oh now, this is a bit clever. Was it a repetition of hotel?

DN: No, ssssss!

GN: No, Raffles Hotels.

DN: Yeah but earlier...

NP: Three hotels, itís a plural as opposed to a singular.

GN: How galling!

PM: It strikes me as odd though. There are major catastrophes just before Derek gets to these places!

NP: Yes!

PM: Do you think somebodyís timing is off by 24 hours?

LOUD LAUGHTER FROM GN AND THE AUDIENCE

NP: It could be that someoneís tipping them off actually. Derek an incorrect challenge, 18 seconds still available, a cosmopolitan life starting now.

DN: Going to Cambodia just before the Tet Offensive meant that you missed out on all those awful things that were going on in what is now called Ho Chi Minh City but used to be called Saigon at that time. I do like leading a cosmopolitan life. It gives me tremendous excitement and enjoyment. And I know particularly because my wife goes with me, she is also...

WHISTLE

NP: So Derek Nimmo began with a cosmopolitan life, and in spite of interruptions he finished with a cosmopolitan life which is probably very apt. He gained a number of points, including one for speaking as the whistle went, heís leapt forward. Heís only one point behind our leader Paul Merton, and Greg Proops and Graham Norton trail a little behind them. But Paul it is your turn to begin, the subject, epitaphs. Tell us something about those in Just A Minute if you can starting now.

PM: YOu often see written on tombstones ďnot dead, only sleepingĒ. And I think thatís a cruel trick to play on somebody! And it is odd that many people try to sum up a personís life with 10 words inscribed on a bit of stone. Born 1789, died 1821, in between a loving wife, husband, owned a bakery. It doesnít really summon up the character. In America they have this system in some er...

BUZZ

NP: Derek challenged.

DN: Hesitation.

NP: Yes I think there was Derek. Right, 32 seconds left, epitaphs is with you starting now.

DN: Here lies the body of Elizabeth Harlot,
Born a virgin, died a harlot
She had her virginity, aye, at 17
A very rare thing in Aberdeen.
Was one I remember particularly. Whoa ah, once on tour at Her Majestyís theatre I spied...

BUZZ

NP: Graham Norton challenged.

GN: Oh in fairness there was a bit there that made no sense at all.

DN: No sense!

GN: Wasnít it, it was like a booming noise.

NP: Yes thatís right.

DN: Yes there was.

NP: So Graham...

DN: Youíve been wooooooahhhhh!

GN: Iíll do that then!

NP: You do that and have 18 seconds in which to do it on epitaphs starting now.

GN: My favourite epitaph, obviously not my own as I am still alive, but written on a tombstone was ďhere lies an atheist, all dressed up and nowhere to go!Ē

LAUGHTER FROM NP AND THE AUDIENCE

GN: I thought that was very fitting, because of course if you are a non-believer...

WHISTLE

NP: Graham Norton you were speaking as the whistle went and you have leapt forward by one point. Youíre still with Greg trailing the other two who are now out in the lead. And Graham it is your turn to begin, the subject pop. Take it any way you wish but talk on it if you can, 60 seconds starting now.

GN: Pop is short for popular, Iím reliably informed. It is curious then that records might be described as pop discs when E17 have recorded them! Since they last had a hit in 1965! Similarly Gina Gee is known as a pop artiste when in fact sheís a 95-year old grandmother with dyed hair living somewhere in south London. Sheís never been in a studio. Pop is also the name of a refreshing drink found in Enid Blytonís stirring novels! I...

BUZZ

NP: Derek Nimmo challenged you.

DN: Shtirring.

NP: Whatís wrong with it?

DN: Not stirring, he said shtirring.

GN: Thatís accent! Thatís an accent! Thatís an accent!

PM: Thatís for our German listeners!

DN: Weíve had zeitgeist already!

NP: (in German accent) More like Deutsche, more like Deutsche people, yeah. Shtirring!

PM: I didnít realise there were so many accents you couldnít do, Nicholas!

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE FROM THE AUDIENCE

NP: Itís amazing how when they insult me, you always applaud, isnít it! Ah right Graham, that was your idiomatic way of speaking, I donít think it was a deviation from English so you continue with pop with 22 seconds left starting now.

GN: Pop the cork, they cry at parties. In fact thatís...

BUZZ

NP: Paul challenged.

PM: Well Iíve never heard anybody... Iíve been to several parties, Iíve never heard anybody cry pop the cork! Sometimes Iíve been to a vetís do, where Iíve heard somebody say cork the pup! But thatís, thatís a rather nasty illness that affects young dogs!

NP: I mean, the thing is...

PM: What do they say when you turn up at parties? ďOh my God, heís hereĒ?

LOUD LAUGHTER FROM GN AND THE AUDIENCE

NP: No...

GP: They say hereís that German man!

NP: They say, they say ďyou havenít brought that awful Paul Merton with you, have you?Ē

LIGHT LAUGHTER FROM THE AUDIENCE

NP: You see if I insult them, you just go ďohĒ. If they insult me, you clap! I canít win!

PM: Thatís right, you canít!

NP: Right! Pop is still with you Graham, and 17 seconds, another point of course starting now.

GN: A champagne bottle when opened at a festive occasion should not pop. Iím...

BUZZ

NP: Derek challenged.

DN: Sorry, I pushed when I shouldnít. I do beg your pardon, itís a total mistake, give him a point! Let him go on with his champagne bottle popping. Go on, off he goes!

NP: You made your point which was exactly what I was going to say, but you made it for me. And you interrupted him and he gets a point as you said, 11 seconds still popping with you Graham starting now.

GN: I do feel that my bubble has been slightly popped now. Because my amusing story about fizzy wine being opened, but I said opened already, please buzz me...

BUZZ

NP: But I wouldnít draw attention to it...

GN: Oh sorry.

NP: No, Greg got in first.

GP: I happened to notice then, Graham repeated opened.

NP: Mmmm, and Greg youíve cleverly got in with only two seconds to go on pop starting now.

BUZZ

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE FROM THE AUDIENCE

NP: One of those seconds went! Paul came in. Listen it wasnít fair on the other person that challenged last time. Iím going to give you one more chance Greg! (laughs)

GP: Rules, sweetie, rules!

NP: You have two seconds starting now.

GP: Parties that I go to...

WHISTLE

NP: So Greg Proops was then speaking as the whistle went and he has leapt forward, and heís still in fourth place. But heís only a little way behind Graham Norton and then Paul Merton and then Derek Nimmo in that order. And Paul itís your turn to begin, the subject, writerís block. Tell us about it starting now.

PM: This is something that occurs infrequently to people who write for a living. They find that suddenly they look at the empty page and they canít think of anything to put on it to fill it up. I have a solution to this. Stationers should sell blank pieces of paper, except at the top of every one, thereís a line already put there. It could be anything. It was a dark and stormy night. Horace realised heíd never see that dog again as the typhoon whipped away the kennel towards Kansas. It could be anything like that so the budding writer, sitting at home thinking ďI donít know what I can put down here...Ē

BUZZ

NP: And Graham challenged.

GN: Was there repetition of paper earlier on?

NP: Yes. Earlier on.

PM: Earlier on?

GN: Obviously while you were talking!

NP: Yes you mentioned paper more than once.

PM: And this has only just occurred to you?

GN: Well I was listening, it was interesting!

NP: It was interesting!

GN: And then I got bored and thought ďoh I might as well play the game!Ē

PM: Absolutely!

APPLAUSE FROM THE AUDIENCE

NP: He was letting the audience enjoy it, and also waiting to go in later. Twenty-four seconds left, writerís block with you Graham starting now.

GN: Writer's block has afflicted many people through the centuries. Oh Jane Austen suffered horribly. Even Carson McCullaughs, Truman Capote, but then why oh w... heavenís sake...

BUZZ

LAUGHTER FROM THE AUDIENCE

GN: Oh a fool to myself!

NP: Yes! Derek?

DN: Well deviation.

NP: I think so yes. Eight seconds for you Derek, writerís block starting now.

DN: I suffer from writerís block. Sometimes it lasts for a year. Often even longer. The best way to go about it is to get an advance from your publisher which makes you put something down...

WHISTLE

NP: Well Derek Nimmo and Paul Merton are now equal in the lead followed by Graham Norton and Greg Proops in that order. And Greg your turn to begin, the subject, bunk. Tell us something about that in this game starting now.

GP: When I was a child, I was forced to go to summer camp in 1969. There all the boys were made to live in one cabin together. Our hut was called Oxaropie which is an Indian word which means itís very cold. And it smells awful. At this camp we all slept in...

BUZZ

NP: Derek Nimmo challenged.

DN: Sorry, repetition of camp. It was awfully good.

GP: Yes.

NP: Yes there was too much camp, Iím afraid.

GP: Funny, I thought Graham would have picked that one!

LAUGHTER FROM THE AUDIENCE

NP: Right, 36 seconds with you Derek on bunk starting now.

DN: On a ship called the Juliana, I was sailing from Hong Kong to Manila. And my bunk was on the water. And I had to climb out over the side, because I couldnít fix it from the interior of the said vessel....

BUZZ

NP: Paul challenged.

PM: Repetition of the Raffles Hotel, Singapore.

APPLAUSE FROM THE AUDIENCE

NP: Is this what they call a psychic challenge? Because you know itís coming up...

PM: It has to come up in a minute! It always does!

NP: Well as he hasnít said it yet, he still has the subject and 23 seconds on bunk Derek starting now.

DN: A Senator talking in the Parliament of America which I think they call the Senate actually said ďI am talking bunkumĒ to the people of that place which is now called Bunk as a sort of shorthand. It means claptrap, balderdash, and it goes on forever. And I donít mind talking bunk because Nicholas Parsons really rather prefers it, because he has very little actually formal education...

WHISTLE

NP: Derek was speaking as the whistle went and heís taken a stronger lead ahead of Paul Merton. And Graham Norton your turn to begin, the subject, floating voter. Tell us something about those strange individuals in 60 seconds if you can starting now.

GN: Floating voter refers back to medieval times, and the early days of democracy. When voters, rather like witches, were flown into water to see if theyíd float. If they sank, it meant they were voting for you and you never saw them again! And if they floated it meant they were agin you...

BUZZ

NP: Greg Proops.

GP: Ah repetition of the word meant.

NP: Yes.

GN: Fine!

NP: Yes heís feeling piqued because he was really, got to the... doesnít matter! Greg a correct challenge, 37 seconds, floating voter starting now.

GP: The voters who float are one of ... Neptuneís finest...

BUZZ

NP: Graham Norton challenged.

GN: I believe there was a hesitation.

NP: Thirty-one seconds, floating voter Graham starting now.

GN: Is there a dithery woman in a large cardigan in the Midlands who is floating highly above a town, tethered down by wool from her own knitted garment, in case she just goes over the Irish Sea and ends up being on the electoral register in Dublin? I donít know. Donít tell me...

BUZZ

NP: Paul challenged.

PM: I do, and there isnít!

LOUD LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE FROM THE AUDIENCE

NP: Right, we give Paul a bonus point because we enjoyed the challenge, we leave the subject with Graham and there are 14 seconds left Graham, floating voter starting now.

GN: Dear God, if I was a floating voter now, and having to vote on whether I would reach a full minute or not, my vote would have to be...

BUZZ

NP: Derek Nimmo challenged.

DN: Repetition of vote.

NP: Yes you had too many votes there.

GN: Canít I just take vote out of voter?

NP: No...

GN: I swallowed my R! Itís an accent thing!

DN: Is it?

NP: No...

GN: All right.

NP: Three seconds Derek, floating voter starting now.

DN: I once went to see an election in Peru, and a floating voter came on...

WHISTLE

NP: Well Derek Nimmo was speaking as the whistle went, gained an extra point, heís increased his lead. Heís a few points ahead of Paul Merton as we move into the final round. Derek itís your turn to begin, the subject, optical illusion. Tell us something about yours or any optical illusion starting now.

DN: I remember being in the Yiheeba San...

LAUGHTER FROM THE AUDIENCE

DN: ..and I was walking across and I came on a guy following the steps of Wilford Thessenger. Iíd have to make the one remaining beast's vomit, so I could eat it to survive. And there in the distance I saw an optical illusion. It looked like an oasis...

BUZZ

NP: Paul challenged.

DN: Whatís the matter now?

PM: I bet the illusion was the Raffles Hotel in Singapore!

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE FROM THE AUDIENCE

NP: Right, another psychic challenge. Paul we love the challenge...

PM: Well sooner or later Iím going to be right, arenít I?

NP: I know youíre going to be right, but you still get a bonus point for the challenge. But Derek gets one for being interrupted, keeps optical illusion, 33 seconds left starting now.

DN: Sitting in the Raffles Hotel in Singapore, I looked through a champagne bottle which then distorted everything that was before me and this was an optical illusion. It made the person that was on the other side of the room look very large, heavy and fat, rather like Paul Merton. But when I looked carefully I decided this was untrue, because he is the most beauteous creature. And it was only an optical illusion. Thatís what made me so sad and yet happy because I am terribly pleased when I see this dear face...

BUZZ

DN: Whatís the matter now?

NP: Paul Merton challenged.

PM: Deviation, you canít be sad and happy at the same time!

DN: You can!

PM: No you canít! I mean if a car ran over Nicholas Parsons...

DN: Iíd be sad and happy at the same time!

PM: Well you might be sad if it was your car and it got damaged, I suppose. I withdraw the challenge! Youíre quite right, I withdraw the challenge.

NP: I was about to, I was about to give it to you Paul until that last remark! Iíll tell you what weíll do. Paul so Derekís probably not going to be overtaken so weíd like to hear from you. Bring the show to an end, there are two seconds to go, optical illusion starting now.

PM: This optical illusion suddenly appeared in front of me...

WHISTLE

NP: So for those interested in the score, let me give you the final situation in this exciting edition of Just A Minute. Yes as I said before the contributions are more important than the points to my mind and therefore let me tell you that Greg Proops who has only played the game once before, came along and he finished in fourth place. He got a few points, both points that he won and points that he made. Graham Norton made some excellent points and gained a number of points within the game as well. Derek Nimmo who last time this foursome was together did very well, he just pipped Paul Merton. And on this occasion Paul Merton has just pipped him into the lead one point ahead. So this week we say Paul Merton you are the winner. It only remains for me to say thank you to these four delightful players of the game, Paul Merton, Greg Proops, Derek Nimmo and Graham Norton. Also to thank Helen Williams whoís kept the score for me, sheís blown her whistle delicately and stridently where necessary. We also thank Ian Messiter who thought of the game and we enjoy playing it so much. And also our producer director Chris Neill. Thank you Chris, and thank you, our audience here in this Radio Theatre in Broadcasting House. Thank you to our listeners for tuning in, be with us the next time we take to the air we play Just A Minute, till then from all of us good-bye.

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