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WELCOME TO JUST A MINUTE!

starring PAUL MERTON, CLEMENT FREUD, PETER JONES and MAUREEN LIPMAN, chaired by NICHOLAS PARSONS (Radio, 15 June 1998)

NOTE: Sarah Wade's first appearance blowing the whistle.


NICHOLAS PARSONS: Welcome to Just A Minute! Yes!

THEME MUSIC

NP: Hello my name is Nicholas Parsons. And as the Minute Waltz fades away once more, it is my pleasure, not only to welcome our listeners throughout the world, but also to introduce the four exciting and talented performers who this week are going to play Just A Minute. We welcome back three of our regular players of the game, the young talented comedian whoís now one of the stars of the comedy firmament over here, that is Paul Merton. And two of the older generation of comedy performers, that witty delightful Peter Jones, and the erudite amusing Clement Freud. But also we welcome on to the programme for the second time actually, sheís only played it once before, many years ago. But weíre thrilled to have that most distinguished and talented actress Maureen Lipman. But would you please welcome all four of them! And as usual Iím going to ask them to speak on the subject I will give them, and they will try and do that without hesitation, repetition or deviating from the subject. And beside me sits Sarah Wade whoís going to help me with the stopwatch and keep the score going and also blow a whistle when 60 seconds are up. And this particular edition of Just A Minute is coming from the BBC Radio Theatre in the heart of Broadcasting House quite near the centre of the metropolis of London. Itís a totally exciting moment as we have a truly London audience in front of us. And weíre going to ask a true London man to begin the show, Paul Merton. Paul, the subject, oh very apt for starters. Where Just A Minute can be enjoyed, will you talk on that subject, 60 seconds starting now.

PAUL MERTON: Well it can be enjoyed just about anywhere I suppose, such is the portability of the radio. Itís wonderful that this show goes out over the sound waves and can be literally picked up throughout the world. I personally enjoy listening to Just A Minute when Iím in the bath. I run the water about five minutes before the programme comes on, and then settle down and listen to the lovely mellifuous... mellifuous isnít a word...

BUZZ

NP: Clement Freud you challenged.

CLEMENT FREUD: Melliflue... er...

NP: Yes which we interpret as hesitation because he didnít quite get the word out in the way that we normally hear it pronounced. So Clement with a correct challenge gains a point for that and he takes over the subject and there are 38 seconds left, the subject where Just A Minute can be enjoyed Clement starting now.

CF: Acton, Barking, Clapham, Danton are the sort of places where I would genuinely recommend that people listen to Just A Minute. Especially if they are a Nicholas Parsons eliminator which makes the programme so much more enjoyable. Wapping, Isle of Dogs...

BUZZ

NP: Maureen Lipman you challenged.

MAUREEN LIPMAN: I think there was a whopping pause on Wapping.

NP: Yes I think there was, a small hesitation Maureen. And you havenít played it for so long, and lovely to hear from you. You will get the benefit of the doubt on that and say that there are 16 seconds available for you to tell us something about where Just A Minute can be enjoyed and you start now.

ML: I too love listening to Just A Minute while soaking in a tub of hot water with a little lavender oil placed in there. I like to lie back and listen to the... mellifluous...

BUZZ

NP: Peter Jones you challenged.

PETER JONES: Bit of hesitation there.

NP: There was yes, there was hesitation. Peter you have cleverly got in with only three seconds to go on this subject of where Just A Minute can be enjoyed. Go for three seconds starting now.

PJ: Lying in a hammock in the south of France with a glass of wine in one hand, and more...

WHISTLE

NP: Whoever is speaking when the whistle goes gains an extra point and it was Peter Jones. So at the end of that round everybody has scored points except the man who started with the subject. But thatís the way it goes in Just A Minute. Ah Peter will you take the next round, glass ceiling, what a strange subject. Will you talk about it if you can starting now.

PJ: Itís usually a kind of er conspiracy to stop people from rising within the firm they work for. And itís glass because they donít want to admit that it actually exists, the people at the top...

BUZZ

NP: Maureen challenged.

ML: Ah people twice.

NP: Yes. There were, Maureen, well listened. You have a correct challenge, another point to you and the subject of glass ceiling and 47 seconds available starting now.

ML: Yes they said there was a glass ceiling in the days of Margaret Thatcher, because she didnít want any other women to come along and take her place away from her. And that means pulling the ladder up after you. We all thought that women were going to have a wonderful time in Parliament after Margaret Thatcher. But no, it was men...

BUZZ

NP: And Paul Merton challenged.

PM: Repetition of Margaret Thatcher.

NP: Yes.

ML: Oh a fate worse than death!

APPLAUSE FROM THE AUDIENCE

NP: And sheís coming on the show next week by the way! Paul you have 27 seconds to tell us something about glass ceiling starting now.

PM: In an Alfred Hitchcock film made in 1926 called The Lodger he uses a glass ceiling to get over a particular effect. There are a number of people in a lodging house that believe that the guest who has recently moved in is Jack the Ripper. And at one point they hear his footsteps on the ceiling and they look up. And what the director does, he merges from an ordinary ceiling into a glass ceiling so...

BUZZ

NP: Clement Freud challenged.

CF: I forget.

NP: I could prompt you but I wonít. But if you canít remember Paul gets a point...

CF: Well merging...

NP: Whatís that?

CF: No, let him have it!

NP: Thatís false magnanimism.

PM: Loss of short term memory is a killer in this game!

NP: I know! He actually repeated the word scene but you didnít say that so...

ML: Itís on the card.

PM: But isnít glass ceiling on the card?

NP: No, scene! You repeated...

PM: Oh did I?

NP: Yes but it doesnít matter because Clement didnít say it. So you get a point for being interrupted, you have two seconds to go on glass ceiling starting now.

PM: It starred Ivor Novello, the curious man who wrote...

WHISTLE

NP: But Paul Merton was then speaking as the whistle went, gained that extra point for doing so. If I digress for a moment, the nice little joke, absolutely true story, I did a quiz show once for quite a number of years. I mention that because quite a lot of people around the world perhaps donít know it. And I asked a question once, I said what you should not do if you live in a glass house? And the woman pressed her buzzer and said ďtake a bath!Ē And it wasnít as funny... I thought it much funnier! Clement will you take the next subject, hoary jokes. Tell us one, talk about the subject, Just A Minute starting now.

CF: This woman of easy virtue went into a chemist shop and said ďdo you sell talcum powder?Ē The man behind the counter said ďcertainly madam, would you walk this way?Ē to which...

BUZZ

NP: Peter Jones has challenged.

PJ: Repetition of counter.

NP: I donít think he repeated the word counter.

PJ: You donít think?

NP: Actually the reason I wasnít thinking as hard as usual then was that I couldnít believe he was going to tell the hoariest joke in the whole of the sort of music hall idiom! Um did you repeat the word counter Clement?

CF: No.

NP: Right. I have to trust their honesty, I donít think he did Peter.

PM: Well when it goes out we can listen to it and find out.

NP: Clement, 47 seconds, hoary jokes starting now.

CF: A hoary joke is not necessarily a humorous anecdote concerning a hooker. It can also be a fairly old fashioned, well used, oft repeated...

BUZZ

NP: Maureen Lipman challenged.

ML: A little touch of per-per-per hesitation there I thought.

NP: A little touch of hesitation, but as I was, he was a bit mean with you before Iím going to be generous to you now Maureen and say yes, you have 36 seconds to tell us something about hoary jokes starting now.

ML: Yeah hoary jokes are the sort of jokes that music hall comedians tell, working club people tell, oops. And itís always things like my dad used to breed ferrets until he find out they could breed them for themselves. Repetition of the word breed.

BUZZ

NP: Paul Merton challenged.

ML: I challenged me!

PM: Maureen beat me to it!


NP: Yes.

PM: Repetition of breed.

NP: Thatís right Paul, correct challenge, another point, hoary jokes is with you and there are 21 seconds available starting now.

PM: A man goes into a restaurant and he orders a bowl of soup. Waiter comes over with the aforementioned item and heís got his thumb stuck in the hot liquid. And the customer says Ďwhy have you got your other digit apart from your finger stuck in what I ordered earlier...Ē

BUZZ

PM: A lot of comedy does depend on repetition!

NP: Clement you challenged.

CF: Repetition of stuck.

NP: Stuck yes, oh he was stuck on trying to find another word. Well done, well tried Paul, we enjoyed it. Six seconds are available for you Clement, hoary jokes starting now.

CF: Who was that lady I saw you with last night? That was a female of a quite different kind...

WHISTLE

NP: Clement Freud speaking as the whistle went then gained an extra point for doing so at the end of the round. Heís increased his lead over the other three. Paul would you like to take the second round, silhouette. Tell us something about that starting now.

PM: Er silhouettes were of course invented by Monsieur Silhouette in Paris in 1746. He was the first gentleman to realise that if you got a piece of card, looked at the side of somebodyís face and cut round the line on the piece of stiff paper in your hand...

BUZZ

NP: Maureen Lipman challenged.

ML: Piece? Piece!

PM: Piece.

ML: Didnít you say piece twice?

PM: I wasnít listening to be honest!

NP: A piece of card... It was a piece of card and a piece of hard paper.

PM: Was it really?

NP: It was indeed. Yes you got away...

PM: I donít know why I bothered saying hard paper, I might as well have said card.

NP: Yes. So Maureen well listened, silhouette is with you and there are 45 seconds available starting now.

ML: A silhouette is a distinctive outline, a form, a shadow. Now certain people would be very recognisable. For example Alfred Hitchcock who had a very small amount of chin beneath his mouth. Or Winston Churchill who also had a round...

BUZZ

NP: Peter Jones challenged.

PJ: He had an enormous amount of chin!

ML: But it was a receding chin, Peter! It receded. Boom-ba-boom-boom-boom, boom-ba-boom! Boom-ba-boom-boom-boom...

NP: Itís a very difficult thing because there was a lot of chin hanging under his um jaw line...

ML: But this is, this is chin...

NP: But you said underneath his chin, and presumably it was his neckline you were referring to...

ML: Thatís his wobbly jowls!

NP: I think you are arguing your way out of this very successfully Maureen, but er...

ML: Oh go on...

NP: No, no, no, you havenít played the game as much as everyone else, weíll give you the benefit of the doubt and say silhouette is still with you, another point and 30 seconds starting now.

ML: Silhouette is also a form of corset or bra. Many young girls going in for their first appendage which holds things up that are on your chest... (laughs)

BUZZ

NP: Paul Merton challenged.

PM: Iíve got a feeling sheís bluffing!

LAUGHTER FROM THE AUDIENCE

PM: You see, I donít know!

ML: Whoís heard of silhouette bras and corsets?

NOISE FROM THE AUDIENCE

ML: I thank you.

NP: There you are so Maureen you win that one, 19 seconds to continue on silhouette starting now.

ML: Corsets of course are not worn...

BUZZ

NP: Paul challenged.

PM: Repetition of corsets.

NP: Thatís right, you talked about corsets before Maureen.

ML: Oh right okay.

NP: Yes Paul you got in on silhouette and there are 16 seconds starting now.

BUZZ

NP: Clement got in.

PM: Iíve got nothing more to say about it!

NP: Right!

CF: Hesitation.

NP: I think that was hesitation yes definitely, I would agree. Clement another point and 14 seconds, silhouette starting now.

CF: Silhouette and Guillotine were two of the most famous 18th century French noblemen rather like Sauniee Lumierre who came a couple of hundred years later. And if you went to Paris, especially around the...

WHISTLE

NP: So at the end of that round Clement Freud still in the lead, but Maureen Lipman is catching him up, sheís only, sheís only two points behind and then following Paul Merton and Peter Jones in that order. Maureen Lipman itís your turn to begin, the subject is lush. Tell us something about that in this game starting now.

ML: Lush can have several meanings. It could be tropical forests of the Amazons where you see nobody but film crews and luxuriant palms. It could also be music of the type that Richard Clayderman, say, or Liberace, with lost of strings, although he only had a piano you remember. But Mantovani for example. All that over-the-top er...

BUZZ

ML: (rolls tongue to make gibberish sound)

NP: Oh you were going so well! Right but Paul got in first, 36 seconds are available for lush with you Paul starting now.

PM: An American footballer was once asked ďwhat do you prefer to play on, astroturf or grass?Ē He said ďwell Iíve never smoked astroturf.Ē Youíve got to repeat it, you see, thatís the trouble with these things but nobody...

BUZZ

NP: Clement challenged.

CF: (barely able to speak for laughing) Repetition of astroturf.

PM: All my anecdotes depend on repetition!

NP: Yes as you said earlier on, most humour does depend...

PM: As I said earlier on! Even saying itís a repetition!

NP: Right, Clement got in first, 24 seconds, lush Clement starting now.

CF: A very good game for two lushes to play is for each of them to come into a room bearing a bottle of whisky. And when they have finished their drink, one goes out and knocks on the door and the other one has to guess who it is...

BUZZ

LAUGHTER FROM THE AUDIENCE

NP: Paul you challenged.

PM: Repetition of one.

NP: Yes there was too many ones there. But again he had to repeat it in order to get the joke. But we got the joke in and we got the laugh but you lost the subject Clement. And thereís nine seconds available for Paul on lush starting now.

PM: It is an old fashioned term I suppose for a drunk. Somebody who canít really handle all their alcoholic consumption. I myself have been uniquely blessed by the Almighty and I can put it away...

WHISTLE

NP: So Paul got a number of points in that round including one for speaking as the whistle went. Heís moved forward, heís equal with Maureen Lipman. Theyíre still trailing Clement Freud our leader and Peter Jones is just behind the other three. Clement your turn to begin, Doric columns. Tell us something about that architectural subject in this game starting now.

CF: In the Army you march in Doric columns. Left. right, one, two, A, B, the sergeant shouts. And one foot goes before the other...

BUZZ

NP: And Peter challenged.

PJ: Repetition of one.

NP: Thatís right, one two and one foot, well listened Peter. Youíve got 48 seconds, tell us about Doric columns starting now.

PJ: Well in ancient Greece there was er a group of people called er Dorins. And ah one of them invented this er column. Is that all right?

LAUGHTER FROM THE AUDIENCE

NP: Carry on!

PJ: What are they doing?

NP: Keep going!

PJ: Itís very strong and very straight. And itís given its name to this style of architecture, Doric.

BUZZ

NP: Paul challenged.

PM: Repetition of astroturf!

LAUGHTER FROM PJ AND THE AUDIENCE

NP: Youíre challenging yourself from the previous subject obviously Paul. But no I don;t think he did mention astroturf, I listened very carefully. And so Peter you have another point and you have 22 seconds to continue on Doric columns starting now.

PJ: Frankly thereís really nothing more to say about them!

LAUGHTER FROM THE AUDIENCE

PJ: And er it seems to me rather boring to rabbit on when thereís nothing to say...

BUZZ

NP: Paul challenged.

PM: Well nothing to say, repetition of say.

NP: Repetition of nothing to say.

PJ: This is an attitude that has hampered me for 32 years!

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE FROM THE AUDIENCE

NP: I donít know, the strong silent type often gain a lot of success. Um Peter you were challenged and 14 seconds are available for you Paul on Doric columns starting now.

PM: Perhaps the most famous racing tipster of the 1930s was Doric who wrote for The Sporting Life. And his columns were avidly read by followers of the turf. They wanted to know who he thought was going to win the 3.30 at Chepstowe and quite often he was completely wrong...

WHISTLE

NP: So Paul Merton speaking as the whistle went gained that extra point. Heís now only one point behind our leader who is still Clement Freud. And Paul your turn to begin, faucet. Will you tell us something about that subject in Just A Minute starting now.

PM: Well itís an Americanism, one of those words which is actually longer than the thing it replaces. Farrah Tap-Majors doesnít have the same ring about it really as... oh... Farrah Fawcett-Majors!

BUZZ

NP: So Maureen you got in first and we know why so weíll say you...

PM: How stupid can you be to repeat Farrah Fawcett-Majors! A name I previously have never uttered out loud!

ML: Three names youíve never uttered out loud!

NP: Forty-six seconds are available for faucet with you Maureen starting now.

ML: Faucet I would imagine is from the French word. And it actually has other words that mean the same thing. Things like stopcock, and halfcock and ball and cock, and other sorts of things...

BUZZ

LAUGHTER FROM THE AUDIENCE

ML: Did I mention a word more than once? What was it?

NP: Yes do you want to say what your challenge was?

PM: Well there was a lot of cock as far as I was...

NP: There was so you repeated cock, I donít know why. Thirty-six seconds are available for you Paul on faucet starting now.

PM: The Americans call...

BUZZ

NP: Clement challenged.

CF: Weíve already had the Americans.

PM: No we had Americanism before.

NP: You had Americanism before.

CF: Ah!

NP: Yes. So an incorrect challenge, another point to Paul, and faucet still with you, 34 seconds starting now.

PM: She was a wonderful actress. Who can forget her part in Charlieís Angels where she was superb. Any excuse for the three of them to walk around in bathing costumes and that was what was considered a very popular show in the 1970s. It was based on the conceit that a man called Charles employed these people, winged messengers from God if you prefer, to investigate various things...

BUZZ

NP: Maureen challenged.

ML: Can you get him on deviation for that?

NP: I think you can. Heís gone way far from Fawcett...

ML: Way, a long way...

NP: About Charlieís Angels and I know Farrah Fawcett-Majors was in them, but you didnít even mention her name again...

PM: (shouts hysterically) Well I couldnít, could I?

NP: I know!

APPLAUSE FROM THE AUDIENCE

PM: I was hoping...

NP: That is the, that is the agony of Just A Minute...

PM: Yes!

NP: And Maureenís got in, deviation, 10 seconds available, faucet with you Maureen starting now.

ML: No, the agony of Just A Minute is trying to think of anything else to say about a word like faucet. it is a sort of valve and I guess that it stops the water from dribbling through any known kind of tap...

WHISTLE

NP: So Maureen Lipman was then speaking as the whistle went, gained that extra point for doing so, and with the other points gained in the round, we have an interesting situation for those that are interested in points. It is that Paul Merton, Clement Freud and Maureen Lipman are equal together in the lead followed by Peter Jones. And Peter it is your... with this next one, an apt subject, the trick. And if youíve got the trick of Just A Minute, you could leap forward and overhaul them.

PJ: Right!

NP: And thatís the subject Peter, 60 seconds as usual starting now.

PJ: Well Iíve heard it applied to the art of acting. When one has been told that sincerity is the great thing to aim for, and if you can be sincere then ah youíre away with er, you can get away with practically anything...

BUZZ

NP: Paul challenged.

PM: Ah a sort of hesitation.

NP: A sort of hesitation? Yes, more than a sort of. But it was a hesitation, Paul. You have a point, you have the trick and you have 46 seconds starting now.

PM: I donít know if thereís anybody here who can explain to me what the Indian rope trick is all about. Because you read...

BUZZ

NP: Clement Freud.

CF: I can!

LAUGHTER FROM THE AUDIENCE

NP: Clement we give you a bonus point because we liked the challenge but itís not within the rules of Just A Minute. So Paul gets a point because he was interrupted, he keeps the subject, the trick, 39 seconds starting now.

PM: Nevertheless if Clement knows how this particular trick is done, heís more than welcome to buzz now if I repeat Indian rope trick and Iíll hear the explanation...

BUZZ

LAUGHTER FROM THE AUDIENCE

NP: So he did buzz, and theyíre playing together on this one, arenít they? Instead of against each other. Thirty-two seconds...

CF: Repetition of Indian rope trick.

NP: Yes I know, he did...

PM: Makes a change from Farrah Fawcett-Majors!

NP: Yes, I did actually spot that one Clement. And you have the subject, 32 seconds, the trick starting now.

CF: The reason why there are so few conjurors on radio is because as a medium it doesnít lend itself...

BUZZ

NP: Paul challenged.

PM: Deviation, heís not explaining the Indian rope trick!

NP: Well um, it was only at your invitation, it wasnít at anybody elseís.

PM: Well Clement accepted the invitation, I expect an explanation of the Indian rope trick! We had some nonsense about conjurors on the radio! I could have said that! Iím challenging Farrah...

PJ: Theyíve formed a splinter group! And itís nothing to do with Just A Minute! Is it?

NP: No it is actually because...

PJ: It is, is it? Oh all right! I see!

NP: Paul handed it on the plate to him because he said he wanted the Indian rope trick. Within the rules of Just a Minute, he didnít deviate, hesitate or repeat himself, so he can go in any direction he likes. He may even be leading to the Indian rope trick, I donít know. Ah but so Iím sorry Paul. I liked the challenge anyway, you can have a bonus point as well for that but Clement gets a point for being interrupted, he keeps the subject, the trick, and there are 25 seconds left starting now.

CF: If you look very carefully into my left hand, you will see something completely different to what I am holding in the right. And that is the sort of trick which on radio doesnít get huge support...

BUZZ

NP: Paul challenged.

PM: Repetition of radio.

NP: Yes, you did mention radio...

PJ: I think theyíve never tried it, you know!

NP: Well they have done that sort of thing on radio where somebodyís in a submarine and they have to guess what theyíre holding in that submarine, years ago, those two people. One was in the studio and her husband was in the submarine...

PM: What was it called? Guess What Iíve Got In My Hand?

NP: Thatís right!

PM: I remember that show!

NP: That famous show of the 50s.

PM: The combination?

NP: They were Australians. So thatís a little memorabilia for our audience here! Paul a correct challenge, radio and you have er nine seconds left, the trick starting now.

PM: I said to Farrah Fawcett-Majors ďhow did you get your lawn looking so beautiful?Ē and she said ďah itís not grass, itís astroturf, thatís the thing...Ē

WHISTLE

NP: So Paul Merton speaking as the whistle went gained that extra point. Heís now only one point ahead of Clement Freud, just followed behind by Maureen Lipman. A little way further back is Peter Jones. So weíre moving into the final round, a very exciting situation. And we have the final subject. Maureen Lipman itís your turn to begin, the subject is money for old rope. Can you tell us something about that phrase in this game starting now.

ML: Money for old rope is what B players like our good selves get fir coming on a show like Just A Minute! Ably, ably... oh ably... oh God...

BUZZ

NP: Paul you challenged.

PM: The ably triplets!

NP: The ably triplets, yes Paul, another point to you, 49 seconds, money for old rope starting now.

PM: I used to run a business where in fact I charged money for old rope. What I would do is I would go down to the old rope factory and Iíd say to the people there ďhave you got any old rope you donít want?Ē And they said ďwell thereís some old rope in the cornerĒ. So Iíd pick up old rope, and I would, for money sell it to my various customers. I donít know what they did with these particular pieces of rope. Sometimes when I take on a new member of staff, Iíd say ďlet me show you the ropesĒ. Iíd take them out in to the back yard and Iíd say ďthereís the old rope in the corner there. Now if anybody comes in to my premises wanting to purchase such an item as the old rope there, youíll know where it isĒ. And theyíd say ďthank you very muchĒ. And I retired about three years ago on the proceeds of all the old rope I sold. I sold a lot of it actually to Radio Two...

BUZZ

NP: Clement challenged. For the odd person who may never have heard of Just A Minute before, you are allowed to repeat the subject on the card...

CF: Oh are you?

NP: I donít think, I donít think itís a...

PM: I canít wait until Farrah Fawcett-Majors is a subject!

NP: Yes thatís right, yes. I donít think they should have repeated it quite as much as that but still. He got away with it entertainingly and there are five seconds Clement starting now.

CF: Money for old rope is money which you get for old rope...

BUZZ

NP: Maureen challenged just before the whistle. Yes Maureen?

ML: Repetition of the word for.

NP: For? No, itís on the card...

PM: Money for...

NP: Money for old rope.

ML: Oh so sorry! Fine!

NP: You can repeat the words on the card...

ML: Sorry about that.

NP: ...as a sentence or individually Maureen. Very sorry about that. Oh itís going to make a very interesting final situation because Clementís got another point and er the subjectís money for old rope and thereís half a second to go starting now.

CF: Money for old rope!

WHISTLE

NP: So Clement Freud was then speaking as the whistle went and so now I have to give you the final score for those interested in the points. Peter Jones got a few. He gave us his usual wonderful value but he didnít gain many points. Maureen Lipman who has only played the game twice before, came back, got a large number of points, finished in third place. But just ahead of Maureen equal together very justifiably because their contribution is utterly equal, Paul Merton and Clement Freud so we say they are the joint winners this week! It only remains for me to say thank you to our four excellent and delightful players of the game, Paul Merton, Maureen Lipman, Clement Freud and Peter Jones. Also thank Sarah Wade whoís been helping with the score and the stopwatch and blowing her whistle so elegantly. We thank Ian Messiter who has created the game. Our producer Chris Neill for producing and directing it so efficiently. And from all of them, we hope that youíve enjoyed it here in the Radio Theatre in Broadcasting House. And from me, Nicholas Parsons, and all of us up here, good-bye, thank you for tuning in. Be with us the next time we play Just A Minute. Till then good-bye! Yes!

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