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WELCOME TO JUST A MINUTE!

starring KENNETH WILLIAMS, DEREK NIMMO, PETER JONES and MAGNUS PYKE, chaired by NICHOLAS PARSONS (Radio, 19 January 1977)


THEME MUSIC

ANNOUNCER: We present Peter Jones, Derek Nimmo, Dr Magnus Pyke and Kenneth Williams in Just A Minute. And as the Minute Waltz fades away here to tell you about it is our chairman Nicholas Parsons.

NICHOLAS PARSONS: Thank you, thank you very much, hello and welcome once again to Just A Minute. And as youíve just heard we are delighted to welcome back as our guest Dr Magnus Pyke who made such a success on his first visit. And heís very nobly and keenly come back to do battle with our three regulars...

MAGNUS PYKE: I wasnít much of a success, I didnít win, you know.

NP: You did marvellously. As usual I will ask them to speak if they can for Just A Minute on some subject that I will give them without hesitation, without deviation and without repeating the subject on the card. And let us begin the show this week with Kenneth Williams. And Kenneth the subject is burlesque. Very apt! Kenneth can you talk on the subject of burlesque in Just A Minute starting now.

KENNETH WILLIAMS: I remember Phil Silvers saying to me when I was at Minskyís in this burlesque show. We were able to gain by great good fortune the services of this wonderful stripper who went with them on a tour of the USO date in Italy. And they actually got an introduction at the Vatican to the Pope. And man...

BUZZ

NP: Derek Nimmo challenged.

DEREK NIMMO: Repetition of Pope.

NP: Yes.

KW: How was that?

DN: You said it twice.

PETER JONES: I didnít hear you say it twice.

NP: I didnít hear you say it twice.

PJ: No, no, no.

KW: I never said it twice.

NP: He didnít say the Pope...

DN: Didnít he say Pope together at the very end?

NP: No I thought...

PJ: I thought...

NP: I thought you were challenging for the hesitation at the thought of the Pope seeing the stripper. He did hesitate but you didnít challenge for that. So you didnít repeat yourself, that was a wrong challenge, 27 seconds on burlesque starting now.

KW: And he said the introductions had been affected in the ecclesiastical sector by Frank Sinatra, and when they came out he said the latter named gentleman bashed him right in the face. "Whatís that for", he questioned, and the other one said...

BUZZ

NP: Derek Nimmo challenged.

DN: We do seem to have strayed rather a long way from the subject of burlesque, because we seem to have stuttered...

KW: Derek, Derek, why donít you let me finish it? Youíve got no idea about comedy, has he?

NP: Youíve gone off, youíve gone off into a situation and Frank Sinatra and Phil Silvers...

KW: Well they were with the stripper you see in the burlesque.

NP: That was a long time ago. Do you want to finish the story?

KW: But she was at the Vatican as well dear. Although most of them will have forgotten it by now!

NP: That is the point that Derek Nimmo was making. It was such a long time ago...

KW: Iím a let courles visage, I am!

NP: Youíve got 11 seconds Derek to take over the subject of burlesque starting now.

DN: Well to me the great queen of burlesque has always been Maudie Fittlewell, fun with a frankfurter! How I remember that glorious lady! When she past appeared in...

WHISTLE

NP: The whistle that Ian Messiter blows tells us that sixty seconds is up and whoever is speaking at that moment gains an extra point. It was Derek Nimmo, and Derek weíd like you to begin the second round...

PJ: Just before Derek begins, I would like to hear Kennethís story. Iíd just like to hear the end of it.

NP: It seems the audience would as well. So can you quite briefly finish your story?

KW: Well itís so difficult you see because it takes a tremendous amount of plot laying, you see but I was half way through it. It was to the effect that Sinatra did get Phil Silvers an introduction you see at the Vatican. And the Pope did say "is there anything that you particularly liked to take back to Italy, from Italy as a memento". And Phil Silvers said he would love to have this rosary heíd got personally blessed by the Pope. The Pope did this for him and he said "why are you taking these pains". And he said "itís for Bing Crosby, Iím a particular chum of his, and I would love him to have this special token, you see". And the Pope said "oh thatís wonderful, yes thatís all right". So when they came out Frank Sinatra hit him and Phil, Phil Silvers said "whatís that for" and he said "you bum! I get you an introduction to the Pope and you plug Crosby!"

NP: It was worth waiting for! Derek Nimmo the second round is computers. Would you talk for Just A Minute on computers starting now.

DN: Computers are those infernal machines which were meant to help us but really have changed our lives and really are out of control now I suppose. There was a woman in Copenhagen the other day who received a letter addressed to her mother aged 108 who was told she was late for school! Iím involved in an exchange of letters with a company at the moment about a bill which I know I have paid. They are also aware of the fact but the computer refuses to admit that this has happened. And every time it is put into the machine it disgorges this piece of what I just told you that I just put into it, and wonít admit that I have in fact settled my debt as I have done. I think these things are really appalling. We donít know what we;ve invented! Theyíre taking control of the world! And when we talk about banks it doesnít just stop there! We think about building societies! We think about armament factories!

BUZZ

NP: And Peter Jones has challenged you.

PJ: Well he...

DN: Itís just as well isnít it! I donít know what I was going on and on about!

PJ: Repetition. Repetition.

NP: Yes there was a lot of repetition there and you got in with only half a second to go on computers starting now.

PJ: Those infernal machines...

WHISTLE

NP: Yes! So Peter Jones cleverly got in just...

DN: I should finish the end of my story!

KW: Was it going to be interesting?

DN: This woman in Copenhagen, itís very interesting really, because they wrote to her, to the letter addressed to her mother, stating that although she was 108, she wasnít going to school on time, and it was because the computer stopped at 99, as far as the computer was concerned she was only nine years old!

NP: I think I prefer Kenneth Williams! Peter Jones getting in before the whistle gained that extra point, heís taken the lead. Sorry, heís in the lead equal with Derek Nimmo at the end of the round. And Peter Jones, weíd like you to begin the next round. the subject is taps. Would you talk on that in Just A Minute starting now.

PJ: Well Taps is that haunting and poignant tune that they play on trumpets or is it er...

BUZZ

NP: Kenneth Williams has challenged.

KW: I thought there were two ers.

PJ: Yes there were yes, quite right.

NP: Yes, taps is the subject still Kenneth, itís with you, there are 52 seconds left and you start now.

KW: I turned them on once when I was occupying a flat in the first week, and the whole thing came away in my hand! And water shot to the ceiling, and the bulb was dislodged! I was covered in water, not to mention confusion! And screamed out "whereís the stopcock? We must have some control placed where it can all be turned off!" But no! It was not to be found! And eventually only the brilliance of a carpenter who kicked open a panel around the bath and found this necessary instrument which I bought...

BUZZ

NP: Derek Nimmo challenged.

DN: Hesitation.

NP: No! He was searching for another way to say stopcock and he didnít hesitate. He achieved the difficult problem in Just A Minute and continued. I disagree, Kenneth. Carry on with your stopcock, with your taps, Iím sorry! with your taps and there are 18 and a half seconds left starting now.

KW: Iíve also used them on shoes when Iíve done a peculiar kind of dance which was done to the tune of Iím In A Dancing Mood. And I had enormous success with it in a concert party. We opened in Hong Kong at a place called the Fleet Theatre and I did my taps...

WHISTLE

NP: So this week in Just A Minute weíre getting full measure from Kenneth Williams whoís kept going in tremendously well on each subject. Heís gained more points and heís increased his lead. Oh he wasnít in the lead last time, heís taken the lead I should say now. Ah Magnus Pyke...

MP: Oh yes yes yes what?

NP: Yes youíre still with us, thank goodness. So Magnus will you take the next subject which is the impact of cosmic rays on the earthís atmosphere.

MP: The what?

NP: The impact of cosmic rays on the earthís atmosphere.

MP: Right! Iíve got it, yes!

NP: Good! Iím glad! We give you nice simple subjects you know just to get you going!

MP: Yes!

NP: So if you could talk on that simple one for Just A Minute starting now.

MP: Right! I should be delighted to talk about the impact of cosmic rays on the earthís atmosphere! Cosmic rays are an extraordinary thing that come whizzing in from outer space and as they come whizzing in they go da-doing...

BUZZ

NP: Derek Nimmo has challenged.

DN: He said whizzed in twice. Two whizzings.

NP: Yeah...

DN: Iím just trying to stop him hitting me on my right earhole!

MP: I know a bit about the polarisation of light coming out...

DN: Fascinating but thatís two whizzings!

NP: Iím afraid Magnus that you whizzed a bit too much just then, you whizzed in and you whizzed onto Derek at one point. But that was, it was the repetition of the whiz which gives the subject to Derek with 48 seconds left starting now, the impact of cosmic rays on the earthís atmosphere.

DN: The impact of cosmic rays on the earthís atmosphere is something which we all are very much aware of...

BUZZ

MP: No weíre not! No thatís deviation! Not a single.... Now... I about 45 seconds youíll all be very much aware...

NP: Yes exactly Magnus yes, so that was your challenge for deviation?

MP: Yes.

NP: Yes yes. I had to mention your name so that everyone knows whoís talking. Itís part of the game. So Derek Nimmoís , Derek has moved his chair further away from Magnus because I think he feels he might demonstrate again as well as talk about the subject of the impact of cosmic rays on the earthís atmosphere and there are 40 seconds left Magnus starting now.

MP: Well you see you have primary cosmic rays which have an impact on the earthís atmosphere and you have secondary cosmic rays that have an affect on the earthís atmosphere. And the primary cosmic rays...

BUZZ

NP: Derek Nimmo has challenged.

MP: What was that?

DN: Two primarys. Repetition of primary.

NP: Yes but I...

PJ: There were two primarys, no, you canít have that!

NP: I am... as Magnus has not played as often as you, Iím going to be generous on this occasion...

DN: Oh well!

NP: He hasnít really had a chance to get going yet...

DN: Itís all very well for you sitting up there but Iím worried about the impact of Magnus Pyke on my hearing!

NP: I...

DN: Is there any feeling left here?

NP: I have a feeling that the audience would like to have the impact of Magnus Pyke at this present moment. So I canít be as generous again Magnus but on this occasion I can...

MP: Well I donít want charity! I mean donít give it to me if you donít think I deserve it! I will tell you because itís quite interesting...

NP: No itís because itís so interesting we want to hear from you!

MP: Yes!

NP: And there are 30 seconds left starting now.

MP: Well the cosmic rays come along and they strike the nucleus, a bit of stuff in the atmosphere. Thatís all right because itís in the title of the thing, Iím allowed to say that. And out of it comes a positron and it comes popping out and thatís the second the cosmic rays come across there and therefore they...

DN: He smacked at me then! He smacked at me!

MP: ... were subject to carbondating because little bits were knocked off and the whole of the thing is when the little bits are knocked off you have carbon....

BUZZ

MP: Now who, whoís that?

NP: Derek Nimmo challenged.

DN: Heís knocked off twice now as well! Heís spitting at me! I donít mind him hitting at me but Iím not having him knocking me off!

MP: Oh Iíll try to finish, Iíve got the hang of it now.

NP: Weíve got the hang of it now, Iím sure the audience is...

MP: How many more seconds has he got to do with the subject?

NP: Heís got nine seconds for knocking off, I mean for um ...

MP: Iíll help you, Iíll coach you for the next bit!

NP: Yes! Right, eight and a half seconds with coaching from Magnus Pyke, Der, er, whatís your name by the way?

DN: My name? Nimmo, Nimmo.

NP: Yes, Derek Nimmo is going to try and talk on the impact of cosmic rays on the earthís atmosphere starting now.

DN: Well when we are talking about the impact of cosmic rays on the worldís atmosphere, I think...

BUZZ

MP: It was the earthís atmosphere.

NP: Perfectly correct! A very good challenge!

MP: You need a bit of help there Derek!

DN: You donít have to say the subject on the card, is that a new rule?

NP: You donít have to argue with me Derek Nimmo!

DN: I do have to argue with you because youíre very very silly! And weíve been doing... Isnít that right! Listen to the audience!

NP: You donít even need to come to the programme if you donít wish! When we have a guest, when we have a guest as delightful as Magnus Pyke, I am in his first round going to be generous to him.

PJ: Well I know he is very nice, Iím very pleased that you are generous to Magnus Pyke. I think you ought to, I think you owe Derek a little generosity because he after all is sitting next to Magnus Pyke!

MP: Would you like me to do the next one with my arms folded?

NP: Try because youíve only got three seconds left starting now.

MP: Iíll talk about positrons and measons...

BUZZ

MP: ... and electrons are very important things...

NP: Derek Nimmo challenged you.

MP: What? Again?

DN: Yes, yes, repetition of talk.

MP: Talk?

NP: Yes...

MP: But thatís a four letter word, youíre allowed four letter words.

DN: We canít allow four letter words! Thatís one thing youíre not allowed on this programme Mr Pyke!

MP: But you could say...

DN: Dr Pyke!

MP: ... when and so on!

NP: No, you did use the word talk before...

MP: Did I?

DN: Yes!

NP: And you are, so Derek Nimmo has the subject back very cleverly with only a fifth of a second to go and could you talk in a fifth of a second Derek on the impact of cosmic rays on the earthís atmosphere starting now.

DN: The impact of cosmic rays...

WHISTLE

NP: And I must point out to aficionados of the game that when you lose the subject as Derek did and you get it back again you finish up with more points.

MP: Iím doing better than last time! Iím in fourth place!

DN: Did we have five playing last time?

NP: Kenneth would you wake up? Have you been hit by the impact of cosmic rays on the earthís atmosphere? Youíve come back to us and the subject is Sergei... Sergei... oh I donít know how to pronounce it, Pokopiev, yes, Sergei Pokopiev. That is the subject, Sergeyi Pokopiev, 1891 to 1955. Could you talk about him in Just A Minute Kenneth starting now.

KW: He travelled extensively from his birthplace, in the Ukraine. He went to Paris and then after that London. He was in this particular city during the war. Oh what experiences he had! And then went to America but was persuaded to return. And the Russians said to him to do stuff which was more simple. One of the results was Peter And The Wolf, a musical work with which Iím not greatly familiar but I believe has enormous appeal for what we call juvenile listeners. Unlike the gentleman in the front row whoís looking at a book and not even bothering to listen to this! There you are, he has had an enormous influence! And I said that word before so I will probably be challenged...

BUZZ

KW: And indeed I have been!

NP: And you were challenged by Derek Nimmo.

DN: There were two...

KW: Oh heís very good on Pokopiev!

NP: Yes!

KW: Right up your alley!

NP: Yes! If you hadnít drawn the attention to your repetition he might not have had you. So um Derek a correct challenge and there are 11 seconds left and I always have trouble with this because I had a stutter a long time ago and I have difficulty with Pokopiev. Sergei...

DN: I still have a stutter and Iím going to have terrible trouble with it!

NP: Sergei Po...

KW: Pokopiev, itís Pokopiev! Itís easy isnít it!

NP: Pokopiev! Not if you once had a stutter! Itís not...

KW: Pokopiev, just think of the kop and youíll be all right.

NP: Pokopiev!

KW: Pokopiev!

NP: I got him out! And there, youíve got 11 seconds Derek starting now.

DN: Pokopiev...

BUZZ

NP: Someoneís challenged, Kenneth?

KW: Hesitation Iím afraid.

NP: Youíre absolutely rotten! Despite of the things that Derek Nimmo says to me Iím going to show you how fair and honest I am and say no it wasnít. Derek it was a wrong challenge. You still have...

KW: Oh you are a crawler! What a crawler!

NP: Iím not doing anything of the kind, I donít need to crawl to Derek. Itís quite all right! Sergei...

KW: Donít start that all over again dear! You know you canít manage it! You ought to be up to the new stuff, shouldnít he?

NP: Ten seconds starting now.

DN: I once went to hear a most wonderful performance of Peter And The Wolf in Corfu, at the festival in that named island. And reading the story in Greek was Edmund Williams...

WHISTLE

NP: Well Derek Nimmo gained more points in that round including one for speaking when the whistle went and has increased his lead. And itís his turn to start the next round. The subject is getting sent, which a lot, it happens a lot in Just A Minute. Derek would you talk on it in Just A Minute starting now.

DN: Well curiously enough whenever I want to get sent...

BUZZ

MP: That was a hesitation there, oh yes, I think so, donít you think so?

NP: I donít think so, no, actually Magnus.

MP: Wouldnít you like me to tell you about my osmometer?

DN: I donít wish to know about your osmometer mate!

NP: As heíd only been going for two and a half seconds where did he actually hesitate Magnus?

MP: Say what you said again, exactly the way you said it...

DN: Well Iíd have repeated then and youíll buzz me for repetition if I say it again!

NP: No I think that was a bit keen Magnus and we usually do allow people to get under way a little. So there are 57 and a half seconds, getting sent, Derek, starting now.

DN: I traveled up to the beautiful village of Grass, famous not only for its scent, but of course where Fragginar was born. And there wandering through...

BUZZ

MP: Thatís deviation isnít it, because Fragginarís nothing to do with scent. Is it?

NP: No he was talking about where he was born, instead of scent, which is getting off the subject of scent...

MP: So itís deviation!

NP: Itís deviation.

MP: Good now yes, now I can tell you about my osmometer!

NP: Just A Minute, Magnus! I have to tell you there are 48 seconds for getting sent starting now.

MP: Well now Iíll tell you about our nosing laboratory. This was a way of getting scent where you are nosing... oh Iíve said nosing twice, but you let me go on...

BUZZ

DN: I wonít let him go on!

NP: I think he was going to, you want to do a bit of one-upmanship and carry on as if you hadnít repeated the word.

MP: I suppose I should have but Iím an honest chap at heart!

NP: Youíre very honest and you nudged Derek Nimmo and he buzzed his buzzer, pressed his buzzer, and heís got 13 seconds to tell us about getting sent starting now.

DN: One of the things that offends me quite particularly and curiously is when Mr Magnus Pyke or Doctor should I call him shows me his osmometer. I look at that lovely instrument and I say my goodness...

WHISTLE

NP: So Derek Nimmo again speaking as the whistle went, gained more points and increased his lead. Dr Magnus Pyke is now equal in second place with Kenneth Williams...

MP: Am I?

NP: Yes!

MP: Thatís very remarkable isnít it?


NP: And youíre both one point ahead of Peter Jones but youíre all trailing considerably behind Derek. Peter Jones would you begin the next round. The subject is how to make an umbrella. Will you tell us something about that in Just A Minute starting now.

PJ: Well itís not easy to do well. And even the manufacturers of these things donít really...

BUZZ

NP: Ah Kenneth Williams.

KW: Hesitation.

NP: Yes I agree Kenneth. Would you tell us something about how to make an umbrella and there are 57 seconds left starting now.

KW: This can be done with material which is generally a rayon-like substance. And they spray it to make it waterproof or shall we say shower ah ah...

BUZZ

NP: Derek Nimmo.

DN: Shower ah.

KW: I suddenly realised I was right in it wasnít I? I was so far in it only my head was showing! Hahahhahahahahaha! Oh you have to laugh! Ah I nearly bought my own beer! Go on!

NP: Derek a correct challenge and the subject is how to make an umbrella and there are 43 seconds left starting now.

DN: Well I should nip down to Woollies I think and buy a large quantity of black silk and then a walking stick, perhaps a little bit of metal framing, put it all down in a circle on the floor, cut it round to a round shape and then...

BUZZ

NP: Kenneth Williams.

KW: Two rounds.

NP: Yes.

MP: I was just going to ring about that if you hadnít rung!

NP: There isnít time to telephone in Just A Minute Magnus! There are 29 seconds left and Kenneth you take back the subject of how to make an umbrella starting now.

KW: You can do it very simply by shoving up a bit of tarpaulin and standing underneath that. Because as you know the word umbrella is derived from the Latin and means shade or to be afforded protection against the rays which Magnus Pyke was on about earlier, those things that penetrate....

BUZZ

MP: No no that isnít so because cosmic rays go through 28 inches of solid lead! You canít have, you canít have an umbrella, sorry!

KW: They may go through 28 inches of solid lead but it would never get through tarpaulin!

MP: Iím sorry to correct you there! I must stand on my scientific knowledge!

KW: Must you! What about the mariners of England?

MP: Theyíve been cosmic, cosmic rays have been pouring on their head for ages!

KW: Yes but theyíre tough and they can take it!

NP: Magnus I didnít have a chance to announce that it was you who pressed your buzzer...

MP: Yes it was.

NP: And I agree with your challenge...

MP: Thank you.

NP: And so you...

MP: How many seconds have I got to go on with this business?

NP: I was just going to that!

MP: Oh Iím so sorry!

NP: There are eight seconds left, how to make an umbrella starting now.

MP: You take this stick and you put the spokes on it and you osher it out like that and then you add the thing that goes up and down so that you can get the thing to go...

BUZZ

NP: Derek Nimmo challenged.

DN: Repetition of thing.

NP: Yes you had too many things there.

MP: T-h-i-n-g, oh thatís five letters, right, Iíll allow that one. Oh goodness Iím so sorry youíre the chairman!

NP: Yes, sometimes I am the chairman yes. You wouldnít always believe it the way they go on. Thereís one second left Derek, how to make an umbrella, starting now.

DN: In Hong Kong they make them out of banana leaves!

WHISTLE

NP: Well Derek increased his lead and Kenneth got more points. Heís now in second place. Magnus Pyke is one point behind Derek in third place and Peter Jones is one point behind Magnus. And Magnus weíre back with you to begin.

MP: Goodness!

NP: The subject is Pepperís ghost. A subject...

MP: Oh yes!

NP: ... that Iím sure Ian Messiter has thought up specially for you. Will you tell us something about it in Just A Minute starting now.

MP: Pepperís ghost is a very interesting phenomenon and itís a junction between science and show biz. If you want to show a ghost on the stage take a piece of glass and you put it at an angle of 45 degrees. And the actor whoís going to act the part of Pepperís ghost is going on like this. And their reflection comes through it at an angle of 45 degrees. And the people in the audience...

BUZZ

MP: ... can see through the glass and thatís how it works! Really I have finished but the whole of the script touches on this you see!

NP: Well yes but just before you finished Derek Nimmo challenged you.

DN: Well you, youíve got the message now havenít you?

NP: They;ve got the message...

MP: Iím sorry Derek, what was that? I wasnít upsetting you?

DN: Ninety degrees!

NP: Yes!

DN: Two 45s!

NP: Two 45s.

MP: Oh yes youíre quite right! But I didnít repeat 45!

DN: No you didnít, you said 45 twice!

MP: It is 45!

DN: I know it is! Thatís what Iím saying actually!

NP: What Iíd like to tell the listeners is when you said when you get an actor acting like that and I havenít seen many actors act like that actually!

MP: Well heís offstage actually and the glass reflects it and you look through and he looks like a ghost. Itís a very good arrangement!

NP: Yes!

DN: If he behaves like that I should hope heís kept offstage!

NP: Derek you have a correct challenge for repetition and there are 39 seconds left, the subject is pepperís ghost and you start now.

DN: A very distinguished American film director of British descent called Bob Stevenson took the idea of Pepperís ghost and sold it or suggested it to Walt Disney. He then used the idea and you can find that in Anaheim...

BUZZ

NP: Kenneth Williams.

KW: He had the idea and he used the idea. So he said idea twice Iím afraid.

NP: Yes unfortunately he did. So Kenneth you have a correct challenge and you have now the subject of Pepperís ghost and there are 25 seconds left starting now.

KW: Pepperís ghost is not what these two gentleman have been talking about at all! It is the race which is left after a violent sneeze has reduced a person to a state of absolute abject horror! Now then they go white at the knees and they give off a terrible odour which is sometimes called ectoplasmic. And people have often said "hello, that stinks like a bit of haddock!" Because itís like something theyíd boiled for their tea you see! And of course...

WHISTLE

MP: You know he made all that up! Itís not true!

NP: Why didnít you challenge him then? Thatís...

MP: I must admit I was flabbergasted!

NP: Yes! Well youíll never have your flabber so gasted as when you come to Just A Minute, Magnus, I can assure you! Thatís the whole art of Just A Minute that you can keep going like that when absolutely hoodwink people with the style of your invective to use Kennethís favourite word! Kenneth you did jolly well telling us all that absolute incoherent nonsense and you kept going till the end and gained the extra point. And weíve come to the end of the show. Peter Jones finished in fourth place, one point behind Magnus Pyke. Kenneth Williams with a final flourish leaped forward but still stayed in second place behind Derek Nimmo!

KW: Well played! Well played! Bravo! Bravo!

NP: I will ask Derek Nimmo whoís gone to greet Kenneth if he will seat back in his chair again because I wish to say weíve now come to the end of this programme. We hope that if you have enjoyed it, youíll want to tune in again when weíll have four panelists and myself here playing Just A Minute. Until then from all of us goodbye.

THEME MUSIC.

ANNOUNCER: The chairman of Just A Minute was Nicholas Parsons. The programme was devised by Ian Messiter and produced by John Browell.