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WELCOME TO JUST A MINUTE!

starring PAUL MERTON, CLEMENT FREUD, PETER JONES and STEPHEN FRY, chaired by NICHOLAS PARSONS (Radio, 9 August 1999)


NICHOLAS PARSONS: Welcome to Just A Minute!

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NP: Hello my name is Nicholas Parsons. And once again it is my pleasure as the Minute Waltz fades away to welcome our listeners throughout the world, and also the four dynamic, diverse and daring players of the game who are going to compete this week. We welcome back three long-time players of the game, that is Paul Merton, Peter Jones, and Clement Freud, and someone who has not played it quite so often, that is Stephen Fry. Would you please welcome all four of them! And as usual I am going to ask them to speak on a subject I will give them and they will try and do that without hesitation, repetition or deviating from that subject. Beside me sits Jane Gibson whoís going to help me keep the score and sheíll blow her whistle when 60 seconds are up. And this particular edition of Just A Minute is coming from the Radio Theatre in the heart of Broadcasting House, not very far from the centre of the great metropolis of London. So letís start the show today with Stephen Fry, and who better? Stephen, the novel inside me, talk on the subject if you can, starting now.

STEPHEN FRY: Well the novel inside me, oddly enough is David Copperfield, by Charles Dickens, which I ate by mistake only yesterday. Ah I erred...

BUZZ

NP: And youíve been challenged already by Clement Freud.

CLEMENT FREUD: For erring!

NP: Sorry, I didnít hear that comment.

CF: He hesitated.

NP: I donít think you hesitated...

CF: I thought you said I erred?

SF: And that is a hesitation!

NP: Oh sorry!

PAUL MERTON: What was it that you heard?

NP: What a clever idea, Clement Freud, a brilliant, a brilliant challenge. But he erred, but he didnít actually say er! Actually I consider it an incorrect challenge so Stephen you have a point for an incorrect challenge. Stephen I wish you to go on this subject because you still have 51 seconds available, the novel inside me starting now.

SF: The novel Inside Me was written by Dame Cecime Halver in 1942. Inside Me was the title she used because it was actually a kind of survey of life that goes on within the human body of an aging female nuvellist. It was not a good read...

BUZZ

NP: Paul challenged.

PM: Nuvellist?

SF: Itís the same as saying Muntgumery and...

NP: Paul you have a correct challenge, a point for that of course, 37 seconds are available, the novel inside me, starting now.

PM: It was once said by somebody, Julian Critchley I think, that everybody has at least one good novel in them, apart from Jeffrey Archer! And he was referring of course to the fact that the esteemed gentleman has written many books which...

BUZZ

NP: Stephen Fry.

SF: Name one person who esteems Jeffrey Archer!

PM: Jeffrey Archer!

SF: Ah damn! Youíve done it!

NP: Paul another point to you with 23 seconds, the novel inside me starting now.

PM: Iím going to write the great novel one day when Iím old enough...

BUZZ

NP: Clement Freud challenged.

CF: Repetition of great.

NP: Yes you did mention the word great before Paul, so that is repetition. Why are you so surprised?

SF: Heís very like me and knows it was actually the word good he said before. One person has at least one good novel inside them.

NP: Iím going to give the benfit of the doubt to you Paul and say you still have the subject, 19 seconds available, the novel inside me, starting now.

PM: Iíll have to be a wonderful age before I put pen to paper. I would have had to experienced life to the full before I would even dare to sit...

BUZZ

NP: Clement Freud has challenged.

CF: Repetition of before.

NP: Before, that was definitely a repetition.

PM: I said before before!

NP: Clement you at last got in, 10 seconds are available, the novel inside me, starting now.

CF: Iíve just come back from a Greek Island where I spent three weeks finishing my novel. Iím a very slow reader.

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WHISTLE

NP: No Stephen challenged just before the whistle.

SF: Heís a very slow talker as well!

NP: Yes! Well actually he was waiting for the laugh which didnít actually come! Half a second on the subject of the novel inside me starting now.

SF: The novel inside me is...

WHISTLE

NP: Whoever is speaking as the whistle goes gains an extra point, and on this occasion it was Stephen Fry so he has taken a strong lead at the end of that round. Peter will you take the next round, the subject is wearing my other hat. Can you tell us something about that subject in this game starting now.

PETER JONES: My other hat is a Norfolk tweed hat, with a very round crown. And itís a lovely looking hat, and when I put it on I feel the need to stride across the Downs or the Broads or wherever I am, well, not in the water of course... Anyway, I like to feel the wind blowing through. Thereís a little hole... and the wind, you know, it dries oneís hair and everything. And itís a terrific er headpiece, and I look forward to wearing it very soon... again...

BUZZ

NP: Paul Merton you challenged.

PM: A natural conclusion!

NP: A natural conclusion. Paul you had a correct challenge, you have 13 seconds on wearing my other hat starting now.

PM: I would be wearing my other hat but I recently lent it to Peter Jones. And when I phoned him up and asked for it back, he said "Iím awfully sorry, thereís a hole right in the middle of it". In fact it had been ruined by him. This is the last time that I lend such an item to this particular...

WHISTLE

NP: Paul Merton speaking as the whistle went, gained that extra point, and heís gone into the lead now, ahead of Stephen Fry. But Clement itís your turn to begin, the subject is loudspeakers. Will you tell us something about loudspeakers in Just A Minute starting now.

CF: I think the loudest speaker that I ever came across in my political life was Ian Paisley. (in Ian Paisley voice) Mr Speaker, sir, the Secretary of State for Northern Ireland is a liar! (normal voice) At which the person in the chair would say "order" and repeat that word that I canít do because basically what happens in...

BUZZ

NP: Paul you challenged first, hesitation, 37 seconds available, loud speakers starting now.

PM: Loudspeakers of course are an integral part of any hi-fi system. I have a particularly fine pair of loudspeakers at home. Iíve got very interested in music over the last few years because a very good musical web (starts to giggle)

BUZZ

NP: Stephen you got in first then, yes, we call that hesitation, 24 seconds, loudspeakers, with you starting now.

SF: (shouts) Are very annoying indeed and can bend the needle of a...

BUZZ

NP: Paul Merton challenged.

PM: Pardon?

NP: Paul we give you a bonus point because we enjoyed the interruption, but it wasnít a challenge within the rules of Just A Minute. So Stephen for being interrupted you get another point, you have 20 seconds available still, loudspeakers, starting now.

SF: I hardly know enough on the subject to discourse for such a length, but nonetheless. Leek is a make of loudspeaker as is Bearvision or Bear er...

BUZZ

SF: Dear oh dear!

NP: Clement you challenged.

CF: Repetition.

NP: Yes right! Do you want to say what it was?

CF: No.

NP: All right! Thirteen seconds, loudspeakers, with you Clement starting now.

CF: Itís very odd that Arthur Scargill, Derek Hatton, the more left wing the person is, the more loudly does he or she...

BUZZ

NP: Paul you challenged.

PM: Two mores.

NP: Two mores there were indeed. Five seconds is still available on loudspeakers, itís with you Paul starting now.

PM: (shouts) I want to make this point very clear to everybody here today. I want to say to you that undoubtedly...

WHISTLE

NP: So Paul Merton got points in the round as well as one for speaking as the whistle went and heís gone into the lead alongside Stephen Fry. And Stephen Fry itís your turn to begin, the subject is lottery. Tell us something about the lottery starting now.

SF: Oh lottery, lottery, I, Iíve never bought a lottery ticket. I suppose I should have done...

BUZZ

NP: Peter Jones has challenged.

PJ: Er, repetition.

NP: Of what?

PJ: Lottery!

NP: I know, it was repeated. Peter I know youíve only been playing the game for 34 years, but you are actually allowed to repeat the subject which is on the card.

PJ: But I am improving!

NP: So Iím going to give you a bonus point because you were interrupted and came out with a delightful remark...

PJ: Yes, do that!

NP: A bonus point for that, in fact itís the first one that youíve got today actually. But your contribution is invaluable, keep it up!

PJ: Right!

NP: Well done!

PJ: Thank you very much!

NP: Lottery is on the card and 56 seconds, with you Stephen, lottery starting now.

SF: I think it was Cecil Rhodes who said "to be born English is to have drawn first prize in the lottery of life". Many people would disagree, particularly the Scots, Welsh and Irish, no doubt. However as I was saying earlier Iíve never actually bought a lottery voucher or token or other word that I canít repeat. If I were to do so, no doubt I might then put myself in the frame for wearing a fair old slice of cash. Because huge amounts of money are offered as prizes for those who do go to a shop, and in exchange for simolians purchase such a...

BUZZ

SF: Oh! Oooh! Eeeh! Ahh!

NP: Yes!

PM: Iím lost here!

NP: I know!

PM: In exchange for simolians?

NP: Simolians! Yes!

PM: Whatís that?

SF: Money, yes, an unusual word for money, I grant you!

NP: Is it?

SF: But Iíd used most of the others or at least couldnít think of any more. Mizoola I should have said probably.

NP: Mizoola yeah, I donít think simolians is sufficiently... especially, weíre going to get letters from India...

SF: Yeah we should cater for the general ignorance of the British...

NP: No!

SF: Thatís the way the BBCís going isnít it! Assume everybodyís stupid!

NP: No itís...

SF: And just have words of two syllables and no more because the great British public are all idiots arenít they! Theyíre all idiots apparently!

NP: Fry, Fry, do contain yourself!

SF: Sorry! Sorry, I just get really angry! Itís dumb down, itís just relentless and remorseless and now itís hit this great intellectual showcase!

NP: So Paul Iím going to give you the benefit of the doubt and say youíve got 26 seconds. Tell us something about lottery starting now.

PM: Like Stephen, Iíve never actually bought a lottery ticket. The thing doesnít appeal to me. But...

BUZZ

NP: Clement Freud challenged.

CF: Hesitation.

NP: Yes, hesitation Clement, 21 seconds, lottery with you starting now.

CF: I think... to...

BUZZ

NP: Paul?

PM: Hesitation.

NP: Hesitation, Paul, yes, there was, yes, 18 seconds, lottery starting now.

PM: I remember being in this opium den just outside Wolvenstowe when I realised the man at my elbow was going to throw the dice onto the floor. I thought "is he going to put all his money on this lastthrow?" Is he...

BUZZ

PM: Aaaah!

NP: Clement? Whatís your challenge?

CF: Throw.

NP: Clement you have a correct challenge, four seconds, lottery starting now.

CF: Itís not only money that you get for winning, there are lotteries where Ann Widdicombe...

WHISTLE

NP: So Clement Freud was then speaking as the whistle went. And itís Peter Jonesí turn to begin. Peter the subject I have here is timetables. Will you tell us something about them in Just A Minute starting now.

PJ: They can be very interesting reading. And quite stimulating if youíre lying in the garden in a long chair and er you have a drink in one hand and a timetable in another, you can work out journeys, particularly if youíre at the seaside, and you can plan how to get home. Er...

BUZZ

PJ: ... quite soon and you have to change at Crewe usually and er...

NP: Peter sorry to interrupt you but...

PJ: Thatís all right!

NP: Paul Merton has challenged you.

PJ: I didnít hear him.

PM: I thought there was a very slight hesitation.

CF: No!

PM: I may be wrong.

NP: There was!

CF: Boo! Boo!

NP: Did you bring all the audience in, Peter? Or some of them? Theyíre certainly on your side! The audience would like to hear more from Peter on...

PM: Thatís fine, I was probably completely wrong!

NP: Youíve got the benefit of the doubt on that one Peter, and you keep timetables, having an incorrect challenge, of course a point for that, and 36 seconds starting now.

PJ: I can change the venue to a er ship on the ah sea when you are on a cruise and you can work out what time the vessel will arrive in New York or ah Jamaica or somewhere else, if you like. But youíre usually wrong because the shipping companies donít adhere to any particular timetable or time. Thatís not the word, is it?

NP: Iíd challenge yourself Peter!

BUZZ

NP: And youíve done exactly that Peter. Whatís your challenge? Hesitation?

PJ: Yes.

NP: Yes I thought so. You did er a bit in there. So thatís a correct challenge, well listened. And you got in very cleverly Peter with a correct challenge, a point for that of course, with three seconds to go on the subject...

PM: So does he get a bonus point for his challenge?

NP: Almost yes! But gird your loins for another three seconds and go on the subject of timetables starting now.

PJ: And it stops at Crewe from two to two Tube...

WHISTLE

NP: Actually Peter you could have challenged yourself again for Crewe because you said that before, you repeated it.

PJ: Yes I did.

NP: You slipped up there, you missed out on that one.

PJ: Yes, I thought theyíd changed the name somehow, I donít know.

NP: Right well anyway youíve done very well, a lot of points in that round and including one for speaking as the whistle went. Youíre still in fourth place but a very strong fourth place! And who begins the next round, it is Paul Merton, ah, the green eyed monster. Tell us something about that in Just A Minute starting now.

PM: When I was growing up I was convinced there was a green eyed monster in my bedroom. He would wander around the bed once I was asleep. I think he lived in the wardrobe. And I would open the door and try to see if he was hiding in the darker recesses of that particular piece of furniture, but could never quite catch him. I became certain that he was following me around during the day, always five steps behind me. I would turn and he would disappear! How do I know this monster had green eyes? Because all monsters have green eyes! That is where they come from, the land of the green eyed monsters! You can be walking through the dark streets of London...

BUZZ

NP: Ah Stephen Fry you challenged.

SF: Apart from being just absolutely scared out of my wits, he did repeat dark.

NP: What was that?

SF: Dark came twice.

NP: It did come twice. Yes what a pity, I was really enthralled there!

SF: Oh Iím sorry!

PM: Were you really?

NP: I really was, I was fascinated, I must er, you should tell these bedtime stories, I bet the children find them...

PM: Well if I ever see you around about bedtime I will Nicholas! I donít think...

SF: Itís very unlikely to happen again!

NP: How do you know what Paul and I do at bedtime? Right, 16 seconds, yes, repetition there um Stephen and itís the green eyed monster, 16 seconds, with you, starting now.

SF: Described as jealousy of course in Shakespeareís Othello that feeds upon itself and mocks the meek that feeds it, or something similar to that, I canít quite remember the quotation, of course. But never mind, thatís not in itself an offence, I hope. Itís an awful thing, jealousy...

BUZZ

NP: Paul challenged.

PM: He couldnít remember the quotation! And thatís an offence!

NP: He was, he was deviating from the green eyed monster, and going on to not remembering quotations...

PM: Thatís right!

NP: I would call that deviation.

PM: That could have been me saying that Nicholas!

NP: I didnít hear, trouble is...

PM: Oh by the way you left your cocoa under the bed last night!

NP: Iím sure you drank it Paul!

PM: No I didnít, it had your teeth in it!

NP: But where were we? Thereís four seconds available, itís the green eyed monster and itís with you Paul starting now.

PM: Many years ago I remember a particular incident when I was walking through a fun fair...

WHISTLE

NP: That time Paul Merton speaking as the whistle went gained that extra point, heís still just in the lead ahead of Stephen Fry. And Stephen itís your turn to begin. I think itís your turn, let me check on this, yes it is. Oh the subject, house mats. I donít know what Ian Messiterís mind is thinking of here... No it isnít, Iíve misread it.

PM: Itís actually Copenhagen!

NP: Yes! Stephen your turn to begin, the subject is mouse mats.

SF: Youíre sure itís not mouse hats?

NP: No, no, no, itís mouse mats and itís a subject which has obviously got a huge response from the audience because they roared with laughter. But would you take the subject and talk on it, for 60 seconds if you can, starting now.

SF: Well of course the term really derives from the Parallels Research Centre in California where the Winps environment was devised, windows, icons, mice and pulldown menus for computers. The mouse is a pointing device used for the GUI or the Graphic User Interface of the common personal or the nateur as the French like to call these digital devices. The mouse mat itself can come nowadays in all kinds of beautifully illustrated forms and shapes. I have one for example which has a scene from Judy Garlandís wonderful film The Wizard of Oz. Other people who are slightly less camp might have perhaps um Schwarzenegger, people like that. You can have any number of scenes...

BUZZ

NP: Paul challenged.

PM: There was a repetition of people.

NP: There was a repetition of people.

SF: Oh right, sorry!

NP: Yes, it is difficult to hear because for the first time, I must tell our audience and must explain to our listeners. Normally they put their desks quite close so they can all hear. But for some reason they put them right at the further side of the stage so itís difficult for them to hear...

PM: This is going to make great radio!

NP: I know! I realised after Iíd started I was digging myself a hole I was never going to get out of!

SF: You left your hearing aid next to the mug of cocoa obviously!

NP: Right Paul you have a correct challenge on repetition...

PJ: And you couldnít see too well when you were reading mouse and house!

SF: Have you got a sensory organ left Nicholas?

PM: Do you know where you are?

NP: Indeed I do!

PJ: We had a theatrical landlady once who was 92...

NP: Yeah?

PJ: And I said "my word, youíre operating terribly well". She said "well thank goodness I still have all my marbles up here, you know, and nothing really escapes me". I said "is that a fact?" She said "oh yes, touch wood". (knocks on desk) "Come in."

NP: Peter Jones you can come in whenever you want to! And if we give you a bonus point for that, and anyone want to top it, they get another bonus point. But it was a repetition of people, and itís 25 seconds for you Paul, on house... I did it again! Mouse mats, starting now.

PM: I have several mice at home and I look after them very well. They tend to leave the house round about half past 11 in the evening and come back about half past...

BUZZ

PM: I could have said any other time!

NP: Thatís the way the mind goes on occasions! Clem... Stephen you got in first on mouse mats and 14 seconds are available starting now.

SF: The idea being of course that you simply drag your mouse across the surface of the mat and it gives kind of fluency and fluidity to the motion which allows the pointing device afore mentioned to register clearly on the screen. However some mouse mats...

BUZZ

NP: Clement Freud challenged.

CF: Weíve had a screen.

NP: You had a screen before.

SF: Oh did we, Iím sorry.

NP: Oh donít apologise, itís part of the game!

SF: No I shouldnít, I should be sorry, itís not right, I should play properly, I shouldnít repeat words, and if I do, I should apologise and say sorry like a man.

NP: If you apologise for the fact...

SF: Or as close to it as I can get!

NP: Clement yes a correct challenge and youíve got in very cleverly with one second to go...

PM: Very fickle crowd! Very fickle!

NP: You had them in the palm of your hand, you suddenly lost them! But you have one second on mouse mats starting now.

CF: If you can train a mouse to use a mat...

WHISTLE

NP: So weíve got an interesting situation points worse as Clement got another point there and theyíre very very close, only one point separates our three leaders, Clement Freud, Paul Merton and Stephen Fry in that order. Peter Jones just behind them. Paul itís your turn to begin and the subject, Iím going to get this right, itís housekeeping.

PM: You sure itís not mouse keeping?

NP: No itís not mouse keeping.

PM: Itís not mouse kipping?

NP: No, no, no. I will have to say in my defence that the subjects have not been typed onto the cards in front of me...

PM: Youíve been reading hand writing?

NP: Hand writing, yes. Iíve been reading hand writing.

PM: My respect for you has gone through the roof!

NP: Housekeeping, Paul, 60 seconds as usual starting now.

PM: I believe it was one of the Gabor sisters, Zsa ditto, who said "I am a wonderful housekeeper, whenever I get divorced I keep the house". This was a joke of hers and of course itís not exactly what we mean by the term of housekeeper. There are particularly in this day and age (starts to laugh)

BUZZ

NP: Stephen Fry.

SF: Did it count as hesitation, I donít know.

NP: Yes that would, yes, yes, letís hear from you on housekeeping, Stephen, starting... oh and the number of seconds, 39 starting now.

SF: Mrs Danversí one of the great housekeepers I think, from Daphne DeMaurierís novel, Rebecca. Chateaudemme is a rather nice French word for housekeeper. You picture the keys donít you on the apron, this proud woman haunting the corridors of the great house with marvelous sort of aprons and things like that. And I also picture sometimes great sorts of linen presses, donít you...

BUZZ

NP: Clement Freud challenged.

CF: Repetition of great.

NP: Yes there were too many greats.

SF: I know itís just feeble isnít it. Iím so sorry.

NP: Clement, 20 seconds, tell us something about housekeeping starting now.

CF: Housekeeping is a word you very often find on telephones in hotels. There is ah waiting, room service...

BUZZ

NP: Stephen Fry challenged.

SF: I think there was a hesitation there.

NP: There was an er, yes, Stephen you got it back...

SF: Sorry about that!

NP: Twelve seconds, housekeeping starting now.

CF: A slight stop between two words!

BUZZ

NP: And Peter you challenged.

PJ: Did I?

NP: Oh...

SF: Nurse! Heís out of bed again!

NP: Would you like Peter to just finish...

PM: Well I was challenging on Peterís behalf.

NP: You were? Oh right! You were challenging on Peterís behalf, theyíre all three equal and theyíd love to hear from you on housekeeping Peter with 11 seconds to go starting now.

PJ: Itís a very important thing to learn. Because if you donít things get rather sticky and unpleasant. And if you read the Sunday supplements you realise...

WHISTLE

NP: Peter Jones speaking as the whistle went, gained that extra point. He has leapt forward, but he is still trailing the other three, they are equal now in the lead. And this is going to be the last round because we have no more time. And Clement Freud itís your turn to begin, the subject is counting sheep. Tell us something about that as we go into the last round, 60 seconds as usual starting now.

CF: Counting sheep is something people do in order to induce sleep. And depending on who they are, they count sheep in different ways. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10 would be a method. But I as a gastronome and cook tend to count sheep by the constituent parts thereof. Right, left, high, low, buttock, rump, eye, genitalia...

BUZZ

NP: Paul Merton challenged.

PM: Well this is deviation surely. You go to sleep by counting sheepís buttocks? Surely that!

NP: Well I suppose you could go to sleep, it wouldnít put you to sleep, it wouldnít put me to sleep, but I mean...

PM: I know that Nicholas! Who better indeed? If I donít, who does!

NP: Oh weíre back to the cocoa again! Right, I mean , lets to be fair to Clement, I suppose you can use any method you like if it does induce sleep and thatís, according to him, is what induces sleep in him. So I think I have to give him the benefit of the doubt and say he has 32 seconds, counting sheep, starting now.

CF: Mutton is a very good thing to count, but...

BUZZ

NP: Stephen Fry challenged.

SF: You could drive a small flock of sheep through that pause I felt.

NP: You donít need to rub it in!

SF: Oh sorry! Trying to be apropos!

NP: It was a pause so Stephen you have the subject, 27 seconds, counting sheep, starting now.

SF: I could actually quote exactly what Peter Jones said in the last round. Itís an important thing to do, otherwise things get sticky and unpleasant as he said of housekeeping. So I count sheep in order to get to sleep too, in order to prevent a certain unpleasantness...

BUZZ

NP: Peter Jones has challenged.

PJ: Heís using my material!

NP: Thatís the wicked thing about Just A Minute, you can use everybodyís material as long as you donít repeat it in the round. So what is your challenge within the rules of Just A Minute?

PJ: Um, deviation!

NP: Why? Because he was using your material?

PJ: Yes!

NP: Right! Oh I must be fair to Stephen on this occasion, but we did, a bonus point...

PJ: On this occasion, youíre going to be... quite!

NP: No we give you a bonus point because we enjoyed the challenge Peter, and Stephen has got 17 seconds counting sheep, starting now.

SF: Very difficult thing to do of course, because they look so similar. Very hard to carry on repeating...

BUZZ

NP: Clement Freud challenged.

SF: Very, very, very, very!

NP: Your challenge?

CF: Hesitation.

NP: Yes there was a hesitation yes.

SF: Oh? I repeated very as well!

NP: I know but that was after he pressed his buzzer!

SF: I want that to be taken into consideration!

NP: I canít give him two points! One point, 12 seconds available, counting sheep Clement, starting now.

CF: Counting sheep makes it essential to appreciate the colour of the animal in question, blue, green, yellow, red...

BUZZ

NP: Stephen challenged.

SF: I think, Iím allowed to make a list once, but another list is just too much!

NP: Clement, no, if he lists itís not a sin within the rules of Just A Minute. So you werenít deviating Clement and you have two seconds to keep going on counting sheep starting now.

CF: Counting the sheep on the far side...

WHISTLE

NP: Clement Freud was then speaking as the whistle went, gained that extra point for doing so. And as I said earlier on this is to be the last round. Let me just tell you the final situation. Peter Jones who did magnificently as usual, he did just finish in fourth place. He wasnít far behind Paul Merton. And three points ahead of Paul, equal in the lead were Clement Freud and Stephen Fry, so we say this week they are our winners! It only remains for me to say thank you to our four outstanding players of the game, Stephen Fry, Peter Jones, Paul Merton and Clement Freud. We thank them, we thank Jane Gibson for keeping the score, and also Ian Messiter who created the game and keeps us in work, and our producer director Chris Neil. On behalf of them, and we thank our audience who come in here to the Radio Theatre in London for joining us and egging us on our way. From them, from me, Nicholas Parsons, tune in next time we play Just A Minute. Till then from all of us goodbye.

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